Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Why Smartphones can be dumbphones

Nowadays, there’s a lot people use smartphones which give all access to internet just by one single touch on your touch pad. Internet access, emails, blogging and also facebooking are most popular smartphone usage aside from Call, SMS, MMS and also video call.

But did you realize that your smarphones can be dumbphones for you. These are 10 things why smartphones can be dumbphones:-
  1. Obviously when there was no 3G coverage, you will confirm ‘maki-maki’ your phone. How unlucky phone you have. It’s not because of your phone ma, it was because of your service provider. Feel like throwing your phone right? But confirm you sayang your phone kan. Pay thousand of ringgit man. Sure sayang.
  2. Over usage until you reach the limit of surfing. Haiyo, why la you pick this plan when there is limitation on usage. Choose the unlimited one la dey.
  3. Forgot to pay your bill. Haha, I just had my big laugh at you. Sorry, that one you have to go to service centre and pay your bill. Cakap sajalah you tak ada duit nak bayar kan. Settle. Hahaha anyway, some of the plan are overcharge [hidden charge yang bodoh gile], feel sorry for that if you can’t afford to pay the overcharge.
  4. Tertinggal your phone. Hey, if you always forgot to bring your smartphone. Switch to public phone ya. Smarter.
  5. The most idiot part was you only use your smartphone for SMS and Call. Hey, if you just use your smartphone just for that 2 thing, better use your old 3310. Simple as that right.
  6. If you used the smartphone just for berlagak only. There are more rich people in this world. Their phone are worse even though they have a lot of money. Did you realize that?
  7. The most lousy one was you forgot to charge your battery, come on man. Don’t be so stupid as that.
  8. Put in a lot of application software until your smartphones hang. Dey, you though your smartphones are Playstation or PSP meh?
  9. The most most segala bapak idoiot was you don’t know how to use all of the application. Dey, just sedekah the phone to me la. If not, you better use your phone to baling anjing if the dog kejar u. That was smart enough right. Protection first. Yeahhaaaa
  10. If you think your phone was smart enough, think back of 9 reasons above. Not so smart right.

So what we should do meh? If you think that your phone is smart enough. Think twice. Switch to the best plan that provide better and better package.

Baby, let's go, we find new one.

Yeah. I found mine. [Lompat because so happy]

Hope this to be the smarter plan on earth. Hope so. [cepat-cepat nak register]. DIGI smart plan is what you are waiting for. Better plan and better choice.So let’s go party – DIGI Break Free. Yeahaaa… owh forgot to tell you. Here is the details of the party

Date: 29 May 2010 (Saturday)
Time: 6pm – 10pm
Venue: Ecoba, Lot No. B-G-02, Level 1 Menara Bata (Tower B), PJ Trade Centre, No. 8 Jalan PJU 8/8a Bandar Damansara Perdana, 47820 Petaling Jaya

See you there.Anyway, I need a costume. Any sponsorship meh. lalalala

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